off to Neverland
Oct 18th with 176,435 notes /

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

Oct 18 / 298,756 notes
Oct 16th 107,926 notes /
Oct 16th 82,128 notes /
Oct 13th with 740,914 notes /
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Oct 13 / 408,707 notes
Oct 13th 9,266 notes /

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

Oct 9 / 530,797 notes

tyleroakley:

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

right but now you have responsibilitrees

i’m sorry

(Source: boyx)

Oct 9 / 406,892 notes

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

Oct 9 / 502,390 notes
Oct 08th 67,552 notes /
Oct 08th 1,296 notes /
Oct 08th with 293,678 notes /

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(Source: luxvriously)

Oct 8 / 475,835 notes

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry)

Oct 6 / 662,529 notes